The MLS SuperDraft car wreck
Awwwww, Major League Soccer. If anyone should be an MLS fan it should be me. I grew up playing the sport; I love watching the sport; I’ve covered the sport at the high school, college and professional level; I have a blog called IntelligentSoccer.com. If MLS can’t win me over there’s something seriously wrong.
So why doesn’t MLS connect with me? First, the product is terrible compared to other leagues. Why would I want to watch the Kansas City Wizard play the Columbus Crew when, every week, I can watch matches from the English Premier League, La Liga, Seire A and Bundesliga? What is MLS’s solution to the product problem? Expansion, of course. Copying the NHL’s over expansion plan might no be a brilliant idea, just throwing it out there.
Second, there are only two compelling\star players (Donovan and Beckham) in the league and they play on the same team. A league needs stars, period. Robbie Findley, the best player on the defending MLS champions, has exactly one cap for the powerhouse U.S. men’s national team. That’s a problem.
Third, the league structure, from top to bottom, sucks. MLS has the most boring regular season of any soccer league in the world. The MLS playoffs are so head-scratching it almost surpasses the BCS as the worst playoff system in American sports (two legs for the conference semifinals, but the conference finals and MLS Cup are single-elimination, huh?). The financial system guarantees a league which all teams have essentially the same talent (hence the eight seed winning the championship), which make an MLS dynasty team nearly impossible.
I could go on and on, and one day instead of just criticizing MLS I’ll give some suggestions. But today isn’t that day. The MLS SUPERDraft was Thursday and I am SO HAPPY I DVR’d IT. The unintentional comedy was off the charts. So I’ll stop delaying, these were my impression of the MLS SUPERDraft (sorry I keep capitalizing SUPER, I’ll stop now).
(Note: Yes, this is kind of ripping off Bill Simmons’ NBA Draft diaries, but no one reads this anyway.)
MLS SuperDraft — I have to admit, until today I thought it was just the MLS Draft. I had no idea it was called the MLS SuperDraft (A wikipedia search tells me its been the SuperDraft since 2000). Which got me thinking, how was the decision made to add the word “super” to the draft. I have no idea, but this is how I imagine it went down:
It’s 1999 and MLS is struggling. The marketing department is under pressure to come up with something. Somewhere in the league offices a marketing assistant goes into the marketing director’s office.
Marketing Assistant: You know how we’re trying to figure out a way to make our draft more compelling?
Marketing Director: Yeah, you got an idea.
MA: Well, yeah. I’ve been thinking about it and I think I have an idea that will distinguish our draft from all other professional leagues.
MD raises his eyebrows and stops reading a article about the pending Y2K disaster.
MD: I’m listening.
MA: There was a time when the NFL was a struggling league and not getting much attention, but then they made a decision that changed the direction of the league with one little name change…
MD is intrigued for the first time in months.
MA cont.: ….they renamed their championship game the Super Bowl.
MD: So you think we should rename the MLS Cup, the MLS Super Bowl. You know what, that’s not a…
MA: No, no, no. I thought about that, but I think people might think we’re just copying the NFL and start making fun of us.
MD: Good point. We get made fun of enough.
MA: I know. So, instead, I’m thinking we’ll call our draft the MLS Super Draft.
MD ponders what he just heard. He first looks in the corner of the room and then look deep into the eyes of his young marketing assistant and says…
MD: You know what, I’ve been doing this a long time. I’ve heard a lot of really stupid ideas in my career. But, without a doubt, this is NOT ONE OF THOSE TIMES! That is the most brilliant idea I’ve ever heard! We’re ripping off the NFL, but since were using the word super in out draft and not in our championship game, NOBODY WILL EVER KNOW!
MA is a little taken aback, thinking it wasn’t really a good idea, but he rolls with it…
MA: I guess it is a good idea, huh. I was also thinking we should have super draft be one word instead of two. You know, just to be different.
MD: YES!!! ONE WORD!!! FUCKING BRILLIANT!!! Wow, two minutes ago I thought this league was going nowhere but now I think the sky is the limit. SUPERDRAFT! This is going to be bigger than the NFL Draft by 2010, mark my words.
The Pennsylvania Convention Center — When your draft is held at the Pennsylvania Convention Center your league is without question on the way up. Here’s a little free advice to MLS. Have every draft in Las Vegas. Even things that suck are better in Vegas.
Danny Mwanga — Congrats, Danny. I wish you the best of luck. But I don’t think you’re going to need it. Just look at the No. 1 picks in SuperDraft history:
2000 — Steve Shak (Current team: Charlotte Eagles. Bobby Convey went 12th)
2001 — Chris Carrieri (Current team: Richmond Kickers. Brian Ching went 16th.)
2002 — Chris Gbandi (An average, injury-prone MLS defender before moving to a second division team in Norway. Shalrie Joseph went 14th.)
2003— Alecko Eskandarian (An MLS journeyman. Rob Friend, a regular for Monchengladbach in Germany, went 35th.)
2004 — Freddy Adu (Playing in Greece. Michael Bradley went 36th.)
2005 — Nikolas Besagno (Current team: Tacoma Tide.)
2006 — Marvell Wynne (An athletic defender that isn’t very good at defending. Jozy Alitdore went 17th.)
2007 — Maurice Edu (Best No. 1 pick in SuperDraft history. Robbie Findley dropped to 16th.)
2008 — Chance Myers (Kansas City defender that I know nothing about.)
2009 — Steve Zakuani (The forward took MLS by storm with four goals in 29 matches.)
So, as you can see Danny, MLS GM’s know talent when they see it.
Alexi Lalas — Lalas is the perfect MLS commentator. His first analysis of the draft is that “1 through 8 there’s some good quality” and after that “you just have to hedge your bets.” First of all, looking at MLS SuperDraft history (above) you’re more likely than not to get a bust with the first pick than even an average player, so its a bit ridiculous to think the top eight are “quality.” But, beyond that, do you know what hedging your bets means, Alexi? It means diversifying your bets to make sure you don’t lose too much. So when you say, “you just have to hedge your bets” in later rounds, what the hell are you talking about? Lalas was hired three different times as a GM; do you now understand why it’s hard for me to get into this league?
Piotr Nowak — If I was starting an MLS expansion franchise I would definitely want Piotr Nowak. This was the 2008 Olympics coach that started an over-the-hill Brian McBride over Jozy Altidore; used one of his three over-23 players on Michael Parkhurst and left Charlie Davies on the bench until the final 10 minutes of the last group game. Talk about a coach who recognizes talent.
Ike Opara highlights — So this is the two-time ACC Player of the Year and his highlight package features him slipping in the box and missing a header. Really ESPN production team, like, really, you couldn’t spend 20 minutes to try and find some legit highlights, really?
Don Garber — Teal Burnbury is the fourth overall pick and after Garber says his name, he goes on to say:
“What a great story this is folks. This is the first father and son signing in MLS. Teal’s father Alex played for the Kansas City Wizards and now his son Teal is playing for the same team. Great story, guys.”
Don, it’s not a great story. If Teal Burnbury couldn’t make it to the draft because he went to Haiti to dig through the rubble THAT would be a great story. This is just an interesting tidbit. What this shows is Garber has no confidence in ESPN to do any research whatsoever. Sadly, he’s right.
MLS Lockout — Alan Hopkins interviews Garber and Garber doesn’t say much of anything about the pending lockout. I’m rooting for a lockout so Donovan can finish the season with Everton. This doesn’t make me a bad person, right?
Blair Gavin — Wins the award for best name of the draft.
John Harkes — Rob Stone and Lalas had a quick argument about The Beatles (don’t ask) and Harkes chimes in, “How much longer is this show with you guys?” He was trying to be funny, but you know when your buddy makes a joke but it’s a little too true, that’s what this was. After he said it, Stone and Lalas have an awkard silence before going right back to The Beatles discussion. FANTASTIC TELEVISION.
The Columbus Crew have called a five minute timeout — Of all the ways to make your draft unique, MLS chose to give teams timeouts. Here’s an idea, give teams more than four minutes to pick a player. Oh, wait, that means Harkes and Lalas would have to give more “analysis”. Forget what I just wrote, I love the timeouts and, yes, that was the quickest 180 in history.
The End — Looks like the first round went longer than expected so my DVR didn’t tape everything, darn. Maybe next year ESPN will give the SuperDraft a five hour block so millions of die hard MLS fans can watch all four rounds. Then again, maybe they won’t.



Brian said,
For someone who claims their blog is about intelligent soccer, you sure make a lot of mistakes.
1. Steve Shak. Shak. Shak. Shak. Not Shack. If you’re going to make fun of someone – and Lord knows he and the MetroStars deserve it for this one – at least get the name right. Shak. And thank you for pointing out that MLS is the only American league that makes mistakes in the draft.
2. It’s called the SuperDraft because they used to have seperate drafts for college players and other unattached players. Yes, it’s a silly name, but the explanation is right on the Wikipedia page. Seriously, do your fucking research.
3. If you think Robbie Findlay is the best player on RSL, you should either stop watching soccer because you don’t get it or you should watch more so you understand better. He’s probably not even in the top five on that team.
4. They don’t show all four rounds on TV. They only show the first. Why they only block an hour for it is beyond me, but that’s the deal. A lot of people went to see the draft. I have, and it’s fun because it’s at the NSCAA convention so there’s soccer all around you. But not everything is as picture perfect as your ideal EPL game so you probably wouldn’t like all those coaches and trainers and American professional soccer types ruining your day.
5. It’s in Philly because they partner it with the convention. Strange thing, bringing together all levels of the game in one place. People won’t fly to Vegas for the event, but the convention brings in all kinds of people. One of the best parts of the draft I went to was seeing random people coming in to watch the draft.
6. OMG! Don Garber said it was a great story. The commentary wasn’t always scintillating. The league must suck! This is where I roll my eyes because it’s obvious you just want to bitch about how superior your preferences are.
You trot out all the old, tired memes too.
-Why would I watch when there is better soccer on? Um, cause you’re a soccer fan and more soccer is probably better than less soccer. Um, because you never know when there can be a good game. Because some EPL games can be absolutely horrid.
-Oh, the draft should be five hours so the million MLS fans can watch. Seriously, that’s the smack you have?
-Garber didn’t say anything about the lockout. That’s because he’s smart, Einstein. He’s letting the players cut their own necks with grand public pronouncements (most of which have
OK, you don’t like MLS. Fine. As a fan of soccer, I could really care less. But please, for the good of all that is sacred, at least get your facts straight and/or come up with something other than tired old arguments that really just serve as a way for you to pretend that you’re a better fan because you look down on MLS.
Shak.
Bill said,
Creavan, great post! The MLS is a microcosm of the issues with Soccer in the USA.
With regard to Brian(Shak?)’s post, the views of MLS tend to run either hot or cold. For the MLS defenders, any criticism of MLS gets you labeled as a “hater”. On the other hand, there are the “eurosnobs” who love soccer, but can’t stand MLS. The “eurosnob” will simply ignore the MLS instead of working to make the MLS a product worth their attention. The result is lack of progress. I have seen a lot of content from the USA where any criticism of MLS is labeled hate.
The result is an MLS that refuses to evolve quickly into serious professional league. They are also ruled by the fear of failure associated with the demise of NASL. They’re trying to avoid the kind of financial issues affecting some of the big English clubs. This isn’t bad, but does have some negative consequences. MLS isn’t changing as much as it needs to. It is not making changes that would help soccer in the USA evolve into a better product. Instead it holds on to a number of absurd traits associated with other American sports.
The superdraft is one of these. The real problem is that the superdraft is related to college soccer, and the general lack of MLS driven youth development. Instead, we have a completely haphazard system with no coordination between youth, college, semi-pro and pro levels of play. Its only our size and wealth as a nation that provides us with as much success as we have. In a nutshell, our system is horribly inefficient, and MLS contributes to the problem. I would much rather see MLS act as part of the solution.
So let’s be blunt, soccer around the world has problems, every league has different issues that could if addressed improve the product. MLS is not different in that it has problems that could be solved and improve the product. Like other leagues, the soccer establishment stands in the way of solving such problems because it would upset the status quo.
So my opinion, the MLS is not very good compared with the leagues we see televised from Europe, which are the best in the World. Honestly its a mid-tier league, and would do well to try to raise the level of play to that of the better leagues in our hemisphere.
One of the main reasons its not good is related to college soccer, which is absolutely terrible. College soccer is a thuggish, non-technical version of soccer that supplies MLS with most of its players. The MLS inherits the style of play seen at club, high school, and college because the style of play produces a certain class of player. The USA produces players who tend to be big, fast and physical compared with the rest of the world. They also tend to be less technically and tactically talented because those traits are less important to success in the USA.
The problem for the MLS and USA is that technical and tactical sophistication is important to be competitive with the rest of the world, and produce a product that competes with European soccer.
A big step in the right direction would be for the USA start to encourage more technical and tactical play at all levels. It would be a very hard transition for everyone, but it would lead rapidly to an improvement in the product. It would require game conditions that would allow a technically and tactically talented team to overcome a physically superior team. Current interpretations of the rules give the advantage to the physical style of play. This is why we see the sort of soccer, we see in the USA.
JC said,
This is, perhaps, the dumbest soccer blog I’ve ever seen. The level of writing is sophomoric at best.
Tell you what, genius – don’t be a fan. We don’t need you. That’s all.
Creaven said,
Brian’s right, it’s Shak.
Brian, I think you missed my point a little bit. I don’t hate MLS; I just don’t like it. The same way I don’t like country music and carrot cake. I don’t look down on people that do like it, I just like other soccer.
I thought the SuperDraft was REALLY funny. I was having fun with it. That’s all.
When it comes to facts:
1. My bad on Shak’s name.
2. The SuperDraft name thing was a joke.
3. Maybe Findley is the fifth best player, or worse. I honestly don’t think I’ve seen him play a whole game. He was getting a lot publicity at the end of last year so I figured he was the best, or one of the best, players. I guess not.
4. The five hour draft coverage thing was a joke.
6. The league doesn’t suck because the commentary sucks. The commentary sucks because the commentary sucks.
Bill,
Thanks for reading and inserting your own commentary; I always appreciate it.
JC,
Sophomoric? Me? Noooooo waaaaaay.
Todd said,
ha! not sure what is I enjoyed more the article and it’s sarcasm or the comments about it. Think I might have to link this article to big soccer just to get the MLS martyrs to write evil things about you.
I do tend prefer a European league over MLS when I have a choice. I have other duties that I need to attend to on a weekend (wife, child, house)then watching 20 hours of soccer, so will choose to watch Messi over Shalrie Joseph. Torres over Alan Gordon, Not because i don’t think they love the game more i just enjoy Messi and Torres more.
Matt said,
Hey, thanks for the 3 minutes I’ll never get back. You go watch Serie A, I’ll take my MLS.
You go ahead and think of me as a fan of mediocrity and I’llthink of you as a poseur.
One question though…all these late picks that ended up on the national team but had not signed overseas…could that mean that MLS does a good job developing players? Probably just luck….
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Creaven said,
Todd,
I completely underestimated how protective MLS fans are of their league. I had no idea.
Matt,
I like Big West college basketball. It’s some of the most mediocre basketball on the face of the planet, but I like it because I went to a Big West school. I’m sure you have a reason why you like MLS. Maybe a high school buddy is on a team, maybe you live right next to a stadium, maybe you think the nicknames are cool, whatever. I don’t think it’s a check against your character that you’re an MLS fan. Personally, I’m not a fan and that’s OK too.
But…the MLS SuperDraft is funny. Like REALLY FUNNY and I like things that are funny.
When it comes to the MLS developing players, I’ll say this. I think the MLS has helped some talented young players get some playing time, which helped them develop into players that could play overseas. But, looking at the No. 1 picks over the last 10 years, I don’t think the MLS is “good” or even OK at developing players.
Bill said,
I, too, underestimated the over-protective nature of MLS fans. Frankly, it reminds me of the sort of attitude fans of fringe indie bands have. The rabid fans of these indie bands don’t want the band to be popular because it would infringe on their exclusive love affair with the band. Having attended a number of MLS games and read the blogging on BigSoccer, this analogy seems to come close. The USMNT has the same sort of fans; they love the team and the coach without regard for the merits of their play, and attack anyone who has the audacity to critique them. Given the nature of this sort of fan, it would be a stretch to expect intelligent discourse on the shortcomings of the target of the love affair.
The problems with MLS are relatively obvious, but quite complex to solve. Right now the presence of MLS is essential to the advancement of the game in the USA, but the quality of the league does little to serve this purpose. The game in the USA needs to grow up, and become more textured and subtle. The structure of the league, its schedule, and how it acquires players all impact the advancement of the game in the USA in profound ways. Taking each of these issues in turn ought to be a full on discussion of its own. The single entity status with its lack of relegation and promotion produces important collateral consequences on the way soccer is structured across the country. The failure to abide by the international schedule hurts both the league and the National team alike. Finally, the acquisition of players through mechanisms like the Superdraft allows to the continued stagnation of player development. College soccer ought to represent an advantage to the American system, but we manage to turn it into a disadvantage. In the final analysis, it would seem that the forces of the status quo fight to defend their entrenched mediocrity rather than accept the challenge of trying evolve to something great.
I for one would rather see some in depth discussions about how player development ought to be improved. The USA desperately needs players with greater technical capacity, and game intelligence. The USA should be a crucible for tactical innovation with our wealth of sports culture. Instead, the USA is a veritable wasteland for anything resembling tactical experimentation. The USA can become a soccer power if we can develop players with greater technical and tactical fluency, and come at the rest of the world with innovative tactical schemes.
As for JC, your criticism is completely off base. Like soccer, it’s easier to destroy than create, and you do nothing to create anything. It’s doubtful that you’ve written anything worth criticizing. So step up, and write something you’re proud of in defense of your beloved MLS. Otherwise, you come across as nothing but a bitter fanboy.
innah said,
Вы абсолютно правы.
lbgc said,
Great article.
Creaven said,
Thanks Ibgc.
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