Friendly: USA-Holland report card

Posted by Creaven on March 4, 2010 under USMNT, United States | 8 Comments to Read

Stuart-Holden-001In six months, the United States-Holland friendly on March 3 in Amsterdam will be remembered by U.S. fans for one of two reasons:

1. People will vaguely remember Jonathan Bornstein throwing away any chance of a starting spot at the World Cup and the national team resurrection of DaMarcus Beasley.

Or.

2. People will vividly remember it as the match Stuart Holden’s 2010 World Cup ended before it began.

I really hope it’s No. 1. Not only do I like Holden, but I think he’s a critical player for the U.S. If it was up to me, he would be the starting right midfielder against England even if everyone is healthy. But that’s assuming Nigel de Jong didn’t snap his shin in half (see the previous blog post).

When it comes to the team’s performance, I thought it was a mostly positive 2-1 defeat. To the grades…

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The MLS SuperDraft car wreck

Posted by Creaven on January 15, 2010 under Major League Soccer | 12 Comments to Read

RackMultipart.10135.0_featureAwwwww, Major League Soccer. If anyone should be an MLS fan it should be me. I grew up playing the sport; I love watching the sport; I’ve covered the sport at the high school, college and professional level; I have a blog called IntelligentSoccer.com. If the MLS can’t win me over there’s something seriously wrong.

So why doesn’t MLS connect with me? First, the product is terrible compared to other leagues. Why would I want to watch the Kansas City Wizard play the Columbus Crew when, every week, I can watch matches from the English Premier League, La Liga, Seire A and Bundesliga? What is MLS’s solution to the product problem? Expansion, of course. Copying the NHL’s over expansion plan might no be a brilliant idea, just throwing it out there.

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World Cup Draw: United States in the “Group of Luck”

Posted by Creaven on December 4, 2009 under England, USMNT, United States, World Cup | 15 Comments to Read

02sportsplashpa_271881sThis is how lucky the United States got Friday.

After the U.S. was drawn in Group C with England, if I could have handpicked a country from Pot 3 and Pot 4 I would have selected Algeria and Slovenia (if you don’t believe me, I worte it yesterday). For the U.S. to actually draw both those teams there was a 1/64 (1.5 percent) chance. It was the exact same odds a poker player has of hitting a runner-runner straight in Texas Holdem in an internet casino. In other words, the U.S. (and England too for that matter) hit the jackpot.

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The draw is overrated, but what should U.S. fans root for?

Posted by Creaven on December 3, 2009 under USMNT, United States, World Cup | 3 Comments to Read

world-cup-001At about 12:o3 p.m. EST on Friday, someone on ESPN (probably Alexi Lalas or John Harkes) will give the following monologue:

“This is the day we’ve been waiting for. Trying to make predictions before the draw is foolish because no one knows who’s playing who. It’s all about matchups! Depending on the group, the U.S. could be a strong quarterfinal candidate or it might be a candidate to leave South Africa without a point. This is so exciting! Finally we’re going to know what the U.S. chances are at the 2010 World Cup.”

This, ladies and gentleman, is bullshit.

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World Cup Qualifying: United States-T&T report card and more stuff

Posted by Creaven on September 11, 2009 under Premier League, USMNT, United States | 11 Comments to Read

cup550It’s always encouraging when you field a bad team and win on the road. It took some luck — Cornell Glenn hitting the crossbar, Ricardo Clark turning into Steven Gerrard for a split second — but the United States beating Trinidad and Tobago 1-0, is a result the Americans probably had to get.

But let me reiterate, this team Bob Bradley selected was bad. If this exact lineup plays against Hondurus Oct. 10 the U.S. loses by at least two goals (I think U.S. is the underdog against Honduras no matter what the lineup is). That said, the Americans left the Port-of-Spain with three points and that’s what’s important.

To the grades…

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Confederations Cup: United States vs. Spain report card

Posted by Creaven on June 24, 2009 under USMNT, United States, World | 26 Comments to Read

ba-south_africa__0500301228Outside of the World Cup, the United States’ 2-0 victory over Spain Wednesday was its most impressive victory ever.

Torres, Villa, Xavi, Fabergas, Puyol, Pique, Casillas — these aren’t very good players, they’re the best in the world. Even with the loss, the reigning European Champions and No. 1 team on the planet are still the clear-cut favorites to win the World Cup next year and are one of the best national teams ever. For Americans who might not be soccer fans, Spain aren’t the equivlant of the 2009 Lakers, they’re closer to the 1996 Bulls.

For the U.S., who seemed on the verge of crisis four days ago, to beat Spain, who hadn’t lost in 35 matches (and had won 15 straight), is almost beyond comprehension. As fantastic a victory as it is, this doesn’t make the U.S. World Cup contenders (or even favorites to get out of the group stage), but who cares. On a field on the Southern tip of Africa the U.S. scored more goals than the best team in the world. Unbelievable.

To the grades……

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Confederations Cup: United States vs. Egypt report card

Posted by Creaven on June 21, 2009 under USMNT, United States, World | 81 Comments to Read

South Africa Egypt US Confed Cup Soccer“I could explain the scenario to you, on how the United States could make into the semifinals, but we would be on television longer than Jerry Lewis on Labor Day.”

A pretty weak joke by ESPN’s Recce Davis before the U.S.’s Confederations Cup match against Egypt Sunday. In reality, it wasn’t too complicated. The U.S. and Brazil needed to win 3-0. But I get what Davis was saying: it was mathematically possible for the U.S. to get into the semifinals, but highly improbable.

Two hours later, what seemed not just improbable but impossible had happened. A team that hadn’t scored a goal in the run of play in four matches scored three as the U.S. shocked Egypt, 3-0. Brazil scored three times on what has historically been the best defensive team in the world, beating the Italians 3-0 (when was the last time Italy lost by three goals?).

The Confederations Cup: Where amazing beyond comprehension happens.

To the grades…

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Confederations Cup: United States vs. Brazil report card

Posted by Creaven on June 18, 2009 under USMNT, United States, World | 19 Comments to Read

South Africa US Brazil Confed Cup SoccerBrazil beating the United States 3-0 isn’t what made Thursday’s performance disgraceful. Brazil is one of the best teams in the world and, in short, the U.S. isn’t. But not showing up, playing scared, stupid mistakes, puzzling tactics and a lack of passion made the U.S.’s loss one of its most embarrassing in modern history. The match felt over after a couple minutes and was over after 20 minutes. To the grades….

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World Cup Qualifier: U.S.A.-Honduras report card

Posted by Creaven on June 7, 2009 under USMNT, United States | 7 Comments to Read

Nuccio DiNuzzo, Chicago Tribune

Nuccio DiNuzzo, Chicago Tribune

The United States men’s soccer team is going to the World Cup. No, the States haven’t mathematically qualified, but it’s nearly impossible to envision a scenario in which the U.S. isn’t in South Africa. The 2-1 victory over visiting Honduras wasn’t very impressive and even a little lucky, but with their backs against the wall the U.S. responded with its most important victory in years. Though it was a victory for the players, it was another embarrassing performance by ESPN. To the grades…

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World Cup Qualifier: United States vs. Costa Rica report card

Posted by Creaven on June 3, 2009 under USMNT, United States | 13 Comments to Read

Costa Rica fanOuch. It was literally painful watching the United States’ 3-0 defeat to Costa Rica Wednesday night. They never found a rhythm and after the first 15 minutes the match felt over (because it was). Adding insult to injury was listening to the nonsense of JP Dellacamera and John Harkes (especially Harkes) for two hours. Even the broadcasters didn’t show up.

Let’s go over the American players:

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